David’s Cash for Grass Project


#27: Getting a Government Check
February 17, 2009, 7:00 pm
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We got the check from the city of Roseville this weekend. $700 to put in the bank. That sure feels good. Who would ever have guessed you could get a government check without having something really unfortunate happen to you first, or being in Congress!

That conlcudes our relationship with the City of Roseville for the time being, but the project continues to evolve. None of the plants have died yet.

As for the seeds, not one of the milkweed seeds has sprouted yet of any type. They have been in the dirt for about 8 weeks so far, so I expected at least a few of the early seeds to have started by now. Maybe the “cold stratification” outside failed and I killed them all. Of the wildflowers, the lupine and poppies have started coming up, some of them are a couple inches tall. The lupine were large seeds, with only a few in the pack. I think I got about 50% of them to start. Plenty of poppies. The yarrow and monkeyflower have also sprouted, and they are numerous but very tiny. Nothing yet of the bluebells, blue-eyed grass, or yellow-eyed grass.

Some of the other plants in the front are starting to show new growth. Others look like they are barely hanging on. My sod pile is also gradually decreasing in volume every couple of weeks. I’ll post more pictures soon.



#26: Show me the money!
January 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
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main front ex-lawn

main front ex-lawn

 

This weekend I completed Phase 1 of the Cash for Grass project, and we invited the Roseville city inspectors to come check it out to confirm we can get our check. Actually, it is not quite complete because I ran out of border rock along the walkway. I laid a total of about 150 linear feet, and ran out about 6 feet from finishing. That will have to wait for a free weekend morning, as it is not important enough to make a special mid-week trip to Newcastle.
 
Anyway, the inspector came today. There was only one thing I was worried about – I did not cap the sprinklers. Even though I do not plan to use them ever again, I did not actually remove the heads and put caps on, wich was one of the requirements. I covered most of them with rock, and decided to try to get away with it. I have no issue with having them capped, I just didn’t want to go to all the trouble to do it.
 
I was not home when the inspector came, but Jennifer told me that, sure enough, he had a fit about the sprinklers not being capped. Honestly, I was prepared to go cap them if needed, as the terms said I have 60 days to fix anything that is not compliant and then I can get re-inspected. Jennifer used her expert negotiation skills and pointed out that most of the stuff we put in would probably die if I watered it, and after much hand-wringing by the inspector he passed us. Yeah!!! Now we just wait for the check.
 
Total project cost so far: $1,669
neighbor’s share of rock $144
Roseville reimursement $700
my final cost $825.
Only $325 over budget, which for me is pretty good!
 
I have been asked what I will write here now that the main work is done. Weekly updates on plants growing in are not likely to hold much attention. My kids have an idea for that. Stay tuned for an exciting multi-part series…
 
Also, I will still periodically update with new plants I hope to add this spring, and the growth of our various milkweed and wildflower seeds (nothing sprouted yet). For now, time to celebrate!  Here is what the result looks like with Phase one done, and all my tiny plantlings in place.
gate to street stepping stones

gate to street stepping stones

driveway strip
driveway strip
driveway strip from driveway
driveway strip from driveway



Chapter 25: Damn finches! Zen gardening

Much work done on the project over the long weekend. First, Rose and Calvin planted a couple hundred wildflower seeds carefully in seed trays in the backyard, which turned out to be a very labor intensive way to feed premium seeds to finches.

For round two, I protected the seeds with plastic netting, and also hung a bird feeder with finch seed nearby to try to distract them. ($27 for netting, feeder, and seeds, not counting wildflower seed losses)

Seeds with finch fence

Seeds with finch fence

I also managed to get all the rock mulch spread. Phase 1 is almost complete. All that is left is to put in the last handful of small plants, and finish the border, which will require about 20 linear feet of additional border rock.

The down side to buying all very small plants to save money is that they are so small at this point that it is hard to see them among the rock. The yard looks more like a zen rock garden than a living landscape. (If you are a zen master, I understand that a rock garden is also alive in its way, but it is not, therefore it remains noisily in silence.) I hope the plants not only survive but will fill in by late spring and give the appearance that I knew what I was doing.

Can you count the plants in the area which used to be lawn in the photo below?

Zen Rock Garden Replaces Lawn

Zen Rock Garden Replaces Lawn

Wrong. The correct answer is way more than that, and two of the ones you counted were actually boulders…

No, not quite that many, I still have to buy some, and the wildflowers are hopefully going to grow in the seed trays to be put in later…

Yes, that’s about right. Nicely figured.



Chapter 24: Yeah, that didn’t work.
January 17, 2009, 4:43 am
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Remember the pickaxe and water line thing? Apparently the broken line was to the drip system I still need. I know this because not long after turning it on the other day, a river bubbled up from underneath the blue sage I planted over the obviously unsuccessful repair.

Today was the first day I have worked on the yard since getting sick. My one task today was to do a full repair with no short cuts. This involved removing all the rock I had laid over a few square yards, unplanting the blue sage, and digging a hole big enough to bury a Honda Civic around the break so I could cut away the failed repair and inset a new piece of PVC.

Repaired pipe

Repaired pipe

Repaired the pipe, filled the hole, replanted the blue sage, and put the rock back the way it was before. Another 3 hours and $6 down the pipe.
After repair (looks same as before, but without river bubbling up from beneath)

After repair (looks same as before, but without river bubbling up from beneath)



Chapter 23: The Tears Fall Like Gentle Rain
January 11, 2009, 10:45 am
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The kids all wanted desks to use for doing homework so they don’t have to do homework on the floor. I don’t know where this comes from because when I was their age I had a desk, but I hated strenuous activities like sitting upright and always did my homework on the floor. Also there was usually too much stuff on my desk to use it for studying.

What does this have to do with the yard, you may ask. Well, we went to IKEA and bought desks. There was some assembly required. I made a deal. I would assemble the desks today, if the kids would go out and clean up all the leaves in the yard, now that the leaves are finally done falling. With all three kids working, I figured it to be a fifteen or twenty minute job. Not a bad deal.

I turns out that kids only like doing yardwork when they don’t have to. And if they don’t like it, it takes much longer. Calvin suffered in courageous silence, and finished his section first, in about an hour. Sabrina methodically worked her section, around the edges first, then spiraling towards the middle and finishing about a half hour after Calvin. Rose came in sobbing thirty minutes after that, overwhelmed by the magnitude of the task before her. She had picked up three leaves so far.

After a brief conversation and  a snack, I sent her back out. Another hour or so later, she finished (or close enough, I judged). The yard is free of leaves and looking pretty nice for being only 3/4 complete, and the kids have desks.



Chapter 22: Save the Seeds! Oh, crap. Busted!
January 1, 2009, 6:24 am
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I was up off the couch for a few minutes to take my medicines, and I saw out the window that it was raining again, and the plastic pots where the milkweed seeds have been contentedly enjoying the required cold were flooding over. Ack! I had planted in pots with no drainage holes in them! The instructions said “moist”, not flooded! What if the seeds washed out of the pots altogether! Almost $20 could be wasted!

I am sick, I should forget it, and go back to bed.

No! I can handle this crisis. I’m still on prescription narcotics! And Jennifer is upstairs working and will never know. I grabbed my wool hat, gloves, and heavy coat, shuffled to the garage, got my drill and went out back, in the rain, to the pots to drill holes in the bottom to try to drain the excess water and save the seeds.

It only took a minute or two. I was almost done when I heard a loud angry knock on the inside of the nearest window. I looked up and sure enough, there was Jennifer standing at the window with a look that might as well have been another two-by-four to the head. Her face said quite clearly, “The first time you get off the damn couch in a week is to go out in the cold and rain and drill holes in flower pots!?!? You could be doing dishes, or taking out trash like that bag of blood-soaked cotton balls, tissues, and pill packs next to the couch that has filled to overflowing over the last week.” I was busted. Caught red-handed. Headed for the hoosegow. Confined to quarters. Under house arrest. I tried to plead poor judgment, but that was already rather apparent.



Chapter 21: Project Delayed due to Exploding Ear
December 30, 2008, 6:05 am
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Sometimes it seems that life just slaps you upside the head with a two-by-four.

Christmas Eve my sinuses got all stuffed up, and so did my ear. I thought I was OK and didn’t worry about it much. Late at night it starting hurting. By Christmas morning I was rocking, moaning and holding my head in my hands in pain with blood oozing out my ear. The family was fairly unanimous that this was not a good sign, and I was off to the ER. I was diagnosed with a raging infection and ruptured eardrum, and have been out of commission since. No landscaping for the last week, or likely for the next week or two. So much for the productive vacation plans. I haven’t even had the energy to play with my kids on the new Wii.

On the bright side, I have watched about 198 hours of college football, which I enjoy though I still want a playoff system. I guess this is God’s way of telling me that vacation is supposed to be for laying on the couch watching TV, not attacking a list of ambitious projects, and like it or not that is what I am going to do even if God has to get me all woozy with prescription narcotics to get me to do it. 

Ow. OK, God, I’ll go back to the couch and turn the TV on again.



Chapter 20: Pickaxes and Water Lines Don’t Mix
December 23, 2008, 1:47 am
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AAARGH!

I was carefully digging one little hole for my last salvia clevelandii (blue sage), when a PVC water line snuck into my hole and jumped in front of my pickaxe. I had to carefully excavate a large hole around it without breaking it further in order to get to the damage. There were actually three parallel water lines all next to each other. Fortunately only one decided to commit suicide. I don’t know if the broken line feeds the drip irrigation systems I still need in the side or back of the house, or the sprinklers I don’t care about anymore. I decided not to cause a geyser to find out.

I went out and bought a compression coupling to try to fix it. The coupling looked barely long enough for the break, which was about 2 inches wide, but it seemed to work. I turned the water on, and nothing exploded, so either the break was to a disabled sprinkler system and I don’t care, or I actually fixed it. I filled it all back in and planted the sage on top of the “repair”. Since I didn’t start until noon today, the incident basically cost me all progress for the day and any possibility of finishing before Christmas, plus $4 for the coupling.



Chapter 19: Rocking Out
December 22, 2008, 11:42 am
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Today was a huge day. No other way to put it. I placed much of the border for the main yard, got about 2 tons of rock moved, and put in all but about 6 or 7 of the plants remaining. Actually, Sabrina, my 10-year-old, did almost all the planting for me while I moved rock. Tomorrow I should be able to finish off the remaining rock and few plants left, and get the wildflower seeds started. Then I can clean up the last of the leaves (still falling the week of Christmas – unbelievable) and I’ll be all done for a while. Enough is complete to submit the forms to the city for the reimbursement! It feels great to think about having ”phase one” finished by Christmas.
Getting closer

Getting closer



Chapter 18: Weed Seeds
December 21, 2008, 10:51 am
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The first good hard rain we’ve had this year came in today, along with a bitter cold front. For those not in California, a bitter cold front here means low 40′s Farenheit. We need the rain for sure, but I did not do much work in the yard.

I did plant the five beautiful types of milkweed seeds we ordered from Butterfly Encounters. Strangely, the kids did not volunteer to go out in the backyard in the rain to help me. The instructions say the seeds need to sit in a cold, moist environment for several weeks before they will germinate. This being Central California, we rarely get “weeks” of cold weather, so either I plant them now or I will have to follow the “alternate instructions” and put them in bags of sand in the refigerator for a few weeks.  I’m not sure the last idea would go over well with Jennifer, and I think I would have a tough time hiding a half-dozen bags of sand and seeds in the refrigerator without her noticing.

Milkweed Seeds Planted

Milkweed Seeds Planted




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